⏰Five More Minutes by kf.social
⏰ The snooze button that betrays you

You asked for five more minutes. You got a hostage situation.

You did not oversleep. You were betrayed, eight minutes at a time, by a button that calls itself snooze. Make it confess.

06:00AM
it is currentlystill dark
0
Snoozes hit
0
Minutes "saved"
0
Promises kept
Hit the button. Just once. You can stop whenever you want.

The snooze button has not confessed yet. Keep negotiating.

⏰ Snooze confirmed

After replaying every broken promise, the button confessed everything.

⏰ The snooze button confesses:

The damage report

Actually
8 minutes
Felt like
a two week holiday in a country with no signal
Snoozes hit6
Solemn promises to get up6
Promises kept0
Full REM cycles completed0
Certificate of wrongful snoozing
The snooze button is sorry.
Snoozes6
Promises kept0
Extra sleep8 min, felt like a fortnight
File no.SZ-000000
Date

The button accepts full responsibility for the cold toast and the one shoe.

Wrongful snooze ✓

Show the world what the snooze button admitted.

🍝

We can't give you your morning back.

But we can give you somewhere worth waking up for. Join the dinner club at kf.social.

🍝 Join the dinner club

The five more minutes, explained

Everything you wanted to know but kept hitting snooze on.

Is hitting snooze actually bad for you?+
It can be. Drifting back to sleep for a few minutes often starts a new sleep cycle you cannot finish, so you wake mid-cycle groggier than before. The extra minutes rarely feel like rest.
Why do five more minutes feel like no time at all?+
Light, fragmented sleep is poor at marking time, so a few snoozed minutes can vanish in an instant or feel like a holiday. Either way you do not get real recovery from it.
How do I stop hitting the snooze button?+
Put the alarm across the room, set one alarm for when you must actually rise, and get light on your face quickly. Removing the easy reach removes most of the temptation.
Who made Five More Minutes?+
People who have snoozed six times in a row, at kf.social. It is a parody, not a real alarm.