📜 I Have Read And Agree by kf.social
📜 Terms and conditions nobody reads

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 TERMS & CONDITIONS v9.4.1
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I have read and agree to all of the above.
You must scroll through the entire document before agreeing.

Here is what you actually signed.

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📜 The document confesses:
Actually0 seconds reading, 1 click to agree
Felt likesigning your life away while a man in a lanyard nodded
  • Words in the agreement18,000
  • Words you read0
  • Clauses buried past page 303
  • Kidneys pledged1
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The fine print is sorry.
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The undersigned agreed to a kidney, a soul, and emails until the heat death of the universe.
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Frequently buried questions

Does anyone actually read terms and conditions?
Almost nobody. Studies repeatedly find that the vast majority click agree without reading, partly because the documents are long, dense, and written to be skimmed past.
Are terms and conditions legally binding if I did not read them?
Often yes, clicking agree can form a contract whether or not you read it. That said, genuinely unfair or hidden terms can be challengeable, which is why the worst clauses tend to stay vague.
What should I actually check before clicking agree?
Skim for how your data is used, cancellation and refund terms, automatic renewals, and anything about extra charges. Those are where the real surprises usually hide.
Who made I Have Read And Agree?
People who have also not read it, at kf.social. It is a parody, not a real contract.